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  • Chrysler Turbo Encabulator

    Best copy i could find, someone mastered it to DVD in 2007.Edit 2013: Added Links to relevant articles and other related videos.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...


    I have no idea what anything he's saying is. I know how an auto tranny works (to an extent) but I'm so confused now. Apparently this is a true instructional video from Chrysler.

    EDIT: Apparently it was a joke from Chrysler, according to wikipedia.
    Last edited by chrisofna; 06-08-2009, 05:22 PM.
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  • #2
    yeah you kinda can tell it's a joke but its funny... i liked it

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    • #3
      copycats...

      Technological double-talk. ex: "Unilateral phase detractors and lunar flange retro-encabulators"


      Last edited by thirdman; 06-08-2009, 07:31 PM.
      Thirdman
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      • #4
        Yea but what either of them forgot to mention is the overheating of the synchronization diapham that effectively limits the carbunkulator full flow to the flux inducing rotographer which is going to cause mass clarity in the emmitive tube.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by thirdman View Post
          copycats...

          Technological double-talk. ex: "Unilateral phase detractors and lunar flange retro-encabulators"


          actually, no...

          When the 'Turbo Encabulator' bit was first done, it was for Chrysler training, contracted to Rockwell Automotive. I have a VHS copy from 1987 that I obtained in 1994.
          Jim DeAngelis

          kittens give Morbo gas!!



          Bright Blue 93 GL (1.6 8v, 5spd) (Hula-Baloo)
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          • #6
            So this is real?

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            • #7
              Grab your drb2 Consult the Chrysler manual diagnostic and SONGBOOK...
              1993 GL 5 speed

              It's a MazdaFordnKia thing, and you will understand!

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              • #8
                "...you will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department, but will perform no other useful function"

                Sounds like a dealer I used to know.
                If it has boobs or wheels, sooner or later you're going to have trouble with it.
                Mark S.

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                • #9
                  It 2 in the morning and im bitting my fist to keep from laughing so load I wake the kids. Thats freaking great.
                  Going old school...

                  89L Carby FIDO, previously owned by FestivaFred

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                  • #10
                    i lol'd
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                    • #11
                      Awesome vid!
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                      • #12
                        I've seen it before it is a good "training" video

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by FB71 View Post
                          actually, no...

                          When the 'Turbo Encabulator' bit was first done, it was for Chrysler training, contracted to Rockwell Automotive. I have a VHS copy from 1987 that I obtained in 1994.
                          Actually, no... it all began waaay back in 1946:



                          Last edited by thirdman; 06-09-2009, 11:27 AM.
                          Thirdman
                          1992 White Festiva L - original owner
                          1993 Green-ish Stinktiva™ L - totaled

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by thirdman View Post
                            Wow!! I didn't know it went back THAT far!
                            Jim DeAngelis

                            kittens give Morbo gas!!



                            Bright Blue 93 GL (1.6 8v, 5spd) (Hula-Baloo)
                            Performance Red 94 Aspire SE (Stimpson)

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                            • #15
                              Maybe these training films are being resurrected by the new Government Motors. LOL

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